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Latest News Updates

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Homeowners foreclose on Bank of America
In a role reversal that would bring satisfaction to many a struggling American, a foreclosed couple foreclosed on a Bank of America branch last week...

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Janet Napolitano and the TSA: Flying naked
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and First Lady Michelle Obama held a joint news conference today to announce an initiative designed to make air travel safer...
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Goldman Should Withdraw Greece's Euro Swap Dodge: Mark Gilbert
Product recall notices are a fact of life for consumer-product makers. Dysfunctional hinges trap tiny fingers; undesirable fluids leak into foodstuffs; and...
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Bird flu solved! Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) to deport all undocumented birds
Due to a heightened state of alert concerning the bird flu virus, the Department of Homeland Insecurity has determined that birds will no longer be offered unrestricted access to United States airspace....
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Enron Chairman Quits To Join Nigerian Firm
Saying he had found a venue more worthy of his talents, Kenneth Lay resigned today as chairman of Enron to join a Nigerian government ministry...
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The 9 Most Successful Types of People on Facebook
We all know that social media is meant for ’social’. And of course we have seen a lot of people making use of social media for marketing, branding etc. There is nothing wrong about that! But you must target the RIGHT people...
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Monsanto Denounces GMO Crops, Launches Permaculture Design Service
After years of alienating food-conscious consumers with genetically-engineered crops, destructive farming practices, and toxic waste, the agricultural company has performed a complete 180. As of today, Monsanto is ditching GMO crops completely...
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Hackers Successfully Install Linux on a Potato
Hackers from the LinuxOnAnything.nl Web site successfully installed Linux on a potato...
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Real worm breaks man’s computer, sick of software worms getting all the glory
A UK man named Mark Taylor had his Gateway laptop fried by an actual earthworm, which was believed to have crawled inside the machine’s air vent to escape the man’s cats. Taylor received an error...
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Nestle to buy Google
Last Friday, rumors surfaced that Microsoft was interested in buying Google. Instead, food giant Nestle announced that its sweetened offer to buy the Internet search engine company has been accepted...
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Legal Loopholes Help Man Sell the Moon
Moon prices may soon grow unworldly. Dennis Hope, a California entrepreneur who first laid claim to the entire moon in 1980, is gearing up to jack the prices of land on Earth’s lone natural satellite...
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Broadband Toilet Service by Google
Sick of paying for broadband that you have to, well, pay for? Introducing Google TiSP (BETA), our new FREE in-home wireless broadband service. Sign up today and we'll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD...
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Tasteless Insight of the Decade

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People keep saying it's a Chicken And Egg Problem, and then do nothing and take no action. That's why we and the earth are in so big a mess. Well, after doing extensive research and development, Fike [1], in collaboration with Ultimate Handsome Foo has found a solution to this problem and your perennial procrastination. To solve the Chicken And Egg Problem, just !@#$ the Chicken. That way, you'll get both the Chicken, and also the Egg a bit later on. Not to mention it's also a great, fun, and satisfying way to solve this dilemma!!!

Footnotes:
[1] Fike is the well known international sports socks company. Their motto is "Fike - Just Foo It!!!".
[2] No Chickens were harmed in the making of this Insight. We cannot claim the same for Cows, though.
[3] Chickens don't cross the road. They fly over it!!!
[4] This insight is powered by the Linux operating system. Please be advised that the solution provided here is different if you are a Linux or Unix system administrator. Use the fsck command instead (file system check command).
[5] Foo-gle is a strong advocate and practitioner of globalization. Your Foo-gle search results are compiled manually by a bunch of outsourced monkeys living in Antartica. The monkeys are paid in bananas, which keeps them happy; even though when it is well below minimum wage levels.
[6] Sorry, Mr George Bush. This website does not have any Weapons Of Mass Destruction. Please do not send the US Army to invade this blog!!! We definitely do not have any petrol here either!
[7] Dear Mr George Bush, we would like to reiterate that Osama bin Google, the holy leader of Al Foo-da is a very handsome guy, and he is also very terror in his lurve-making capabilities (all thanks to his tutelage under Master Si-Foo Foo-sanova). However, he is definitely not a terrorist!!!
[8] The Al Foo-da network is a bunch of loosely organized food lovers, who fanatically scour the whole world looking for places to eat good food. Although they have 911 tatooed on their armpits, they have no connections with the Twin Towers whatsoever. The tatoo is to inform the public to call 911 in the event that the Al Foo-da member has eaten too much wrong combinations of gastronomic delights (like durians and beer, or, watermelon and milk) and needs emergency medical assistance.
[9] The Pen-is Mightier than the Sword! Long live Foo-sanova!!!

Biography

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Foo-gle is the brainchild of Mr Foo Chun Choong (aka Foo-sama bin Lain. He is also known as Mr James Bond. Why Bond? Well, looking at FOO on the mirror, you will see 007. My, my, isn't that a coincidence.) [1]

James Bond continuously innovates and improves himself. He's currently working on Foo-crosoft's Dead Search .... which is a new and wonderful search engine that gives you FleshBack TM. Trust me, it's definitely something worth dieing for...

Footnotes:
[1] Foo is a much smarter version of Bond, though. Instead of being with MI6 and in constant threat of being killed in action, Foo instead prefers to be with MIA (aka missing in action 8).

The Wisdom of Master Foo:
- "The Unix Koans of Master Foo", http://catb.org/esr/writings/unix-koans/,
http://www.faqs.org/docs/artu/unix_koans.html
- "Master Foo", http://club.cdfreaks.com/f1/master-foo-197033/
- "Master Foo's Taxation Theory of Microformats", http://www.itworld.com/nls_ebiz_mastfoo060502?page=0%2C1
- "Master Foo Defines Enterprise Data", http://www.propylon.com/news/ctoarticles/051115_master_foo.html

Technology Foo:
- "The Origins of Foo", http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000375.html
- "The Foo Camp", http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/01/09/bus2.feat.geek.camp/,
http://www.nature.com/nature/meetings/scifoo/index.html,
http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/07/14/foo-camp-2008-shangri-la-for-geeks/
- "Spectra Foo", http://www.mhlabs.com/metric_halo/products/foo/
- "Foo Theory", http://footheory.com/
- "Foo.com", http://www.foo.com/
- "Fung Foo Font", http://www.fonts.com/findfonts/detail.htm?pid=401832

Cutey Foo:
- "The Little Bunny Foo Foo Song", http://www.kididdles.com/lyrics/l007.html,
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/rhymes/Bunnyfoofoo.shtml,
http://www.tammyyee.com/c-bunnyfoofoo.html,
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Rabbit-Foo-Michael-Rosen/dp/0744598001
- "Has Mr Foo gone Doggy???", http://www.mrfooshihtzu.com/,
http://www.rarebreed.com/breeds/foo/foo_std.html,
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Foo-Foo,
http://www.terrificpets.com/dog_breeds/chinese_foo.asp,
http://www.asianartmall.com/foodogarticle.htm
- "Miao Miao Foo", http://www.ultrafoo.com/

Foo the Party Animal:
- "The Foo Fest", http://www.as220.org/FooFest/foo.htm
- "Foo T-Shirts", http://www.zazzle.com/foo+gifts

Supernatural Foo:
- "Foo-Fighter Balls of Fire", http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,775433,00.html,
http://www.crystalinks.com/foofighters.html,
http://sped2work.tripod.com/foo_fighters.html,
http://www.discoverychannel.co.uk/paranormal/aerial_phenomena/foo_fighters/index.shtml

Other stuff about Foo:
- "Operation Foo-Foo", http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,792081,00.html
- "Kung Fu", http://www.asianjoke.com/Singapore/kung_fu.htm

Latest Innovations at Foo-gle

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As our commitment to excellence, Foo-gle is constantly innovating, and churning out new products and services for our customers.

Foo-gle Search Engine TM:
The Foo-gle search engine is definitely the most powerful search engine in the world! Based on the revolutionary Page Blank TM technology, your web site has a higher ranking when you link to tons of other people, and if no one else links to you. Your web site's ranking also shoots up the more emptier and content free it is (following the design principle of Less is More). This is surely proof of Foo-gle's commitment to wasting your precious and valuable time (we promise to provide you with the most useless and irrelevant search results). Now surely, who is better than us???

Foo-gle BadWords TM, and Foo-gle MadSense TM:
Two of the latest products available now (as of October 2008) are Foo-gle BadWords TM, and Foo-gle MadSense TM. If you are an advertiser, Foo-gle BadWords TM [1] will help you to advertise your products/services to a vast audience in the Internet. Let your advertisement shouting and market scolding begin now with Foo-gle Badwords TM, and see your sales profits soar sky high!!!

If you are a publisher (ie an owner of a website, blog, forum), you can subscribe to the Foo-gle MadSense TM [2] service and earn extra money advertising other peoples products and services. Start hosting Foo-gle MadSense TM advertisements at your web properties now, and we promise that you will soon be insanely rich and madly wealthy.

Foo-gle Anal-ytics TM:
Wondering about the popularity of your web site? Or, the effectiveness of your newly launched Internet portal?? Have no fear, Foo-gle Anal-ytics TM is here! All you have to do is just sign up for a free account with Foo-gle Anal-ytics TM, and insert some specially provided Foo-vaScript codes into the bottoms of your websites, and Viola! Instant performance monitoring. Foo-gle Anal-ytics - No pain, no gain! [3] [4]

Foo-gle Flogger TM:
Working in a 5-to-9 job with minimum wage slavery and tortured unfairly by your bosses? Being nagged by your spouse for not walking the dog (or throwing the rubbish)?? Been illegally abducted from your native country, imprisoned unconstitutionally, and beaten up inhumanely at Guantanamo Bay USA or Abu Ghraib Iraq, or terrorized by the Internal Security Acts of certain countries??? Or even worse, being bullied and defeated by a 10-year old kid in a death match game of Unreal Tournament 2008??? Now you can write about all your sorrowful (and painful) experiences at Foo-gle Flogger TM. Foo-gle Flogger TM - Flogging Made Simple!

Foo-gle Poo-casa TM:
Rejoice all you sheet lovers out there!! Foo-gle Poo-casa TM is the answer to all your prayers. With Foo-gle Poo-casa TM (soon to be launched on 1 November 2008), poo aficionados will finally have a solution to their problems. Soon, you will have a place to store (and show) to the world photos of your favorite toilet bowls, rubbish bins, landfills, sewage processing sites, and waste-related assets. Additionally, photos of your favorite pets doing their routine business can now be proudly shown to everyone for eternity! Foo-gle Poo-casa TM - have a smile, with your pile!!! [5]

Foo-gle Fool-Tube TM:
Looking for a place to view foolish antics of people? Well, you've come to the right place at Foo-gle Fool-Tube TM. Millions and millions of Fools have uploaded their foolish videos (and continue to do so) into Foo-gle Fool-Tube TM, making it the biggest idiotic moving-action repository in the world. (Warning: Do not enter into Fool-Tube if you have an IQ above -5. Consequences of doing so are at your own risk!!!) [6]

Footnotes:
[1] Foo-gle BadWords TM is a clean and decent advertisement service, we do not condone nor support illegal or unethical means of advertisement. We do not support the advertisement of unethical or illegal products neither. Please report any violations of Vulgarities to our Help Desk.
[2] Foo-gle MadSense TM is a Pay-Per-Kick (PPC) service. As a publisher, you get paid when visitors to your website kicks the Foo-gle advertisements using the cat button. It must be a genuine kick from the users though, otherwise it will be considered kick fraud.
[3] Foo-gle Anal-ytics TM has the added feature of being able to monitor real-life physical objects too (in addition to monitoring website performance). Just paste and stuff some Foo-vaScript codes on the (lower portions of) real life items and you'll be able to keep track of them 24/7. Comes in handy when you want to know whether there's food left inside your fridge, or if dinner is ready, or if your kids have done their homework, etc, etc, etc.
[4] Foo-gle Anal-ytics TM is integrated with Foo-gle BadWords TM. This feature allows you to determine the most popular bad (key)words Internet searchers have used to reach your website, enabling you to further optimize your website for more effective scolding.
[5] Foo-gle Poo-casa TM has been optimally designed to work best with Google TiSP TM, giving you the best download performance and pile flushing capabilities.
[6] Foo-gle Fool-Tube TM has been dubbed the online equivalent of television's America's Fool-niest Videos by Slime Magazine.

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