People keep saying it's a Chicken And Egg Problem, and then do nothing and take no action. That's why we and the earth are in so big a mess. Well, after doing extensive research and development, Fike [1], in collaboration with Ultimate Handsome Foo has found a solution to this problem and your perennial procrastination. To solve the Chicken And Egg Problem, just !@#$ the Chicken. That way, you'll get both the Chicken, and also the Egg a bit later on. Not to mention it's also a great, fun, and satisfying way to solve this dilemma!!!
Footnotes:
[1] Fike is the well known international sports socks company. Their motto is "Fike - Just Foo It!!!".
[2] No Chickens were harmed in the making of this Insight. We cannot claim the same for Cows, though.
[3] Chickens don't cross the road. They fly over it!!!
[4] This insight is powered by the Linux operating system. Please be advised that the solution provided here is different if you are a Linux or Unix system administrator. Use the fsck command instead (file system check command).
[5] Foo-gle is a strong advocate and practitioner of globalization. Your Foo-gle search results are compiled manually by a bunch of outsourced monkeys living in Antartica. The monkeys are paid in bananas, which keeps them happy; even though when it is well below minimum wage levels.
[6] Sorry, Mr George Bush. This website does not have any Weapons Of Mass Destruction. Please do not send the US Army to invade this blog!!! We definitely do not have any petrol here either!
[7] Dear Mr George Bush, we would like to reiterate that Osama bin Google, the holy leader of Al Foo-da is a very handsome guy, and he is also very terror in his lurve-making capabilities (all thanks to his tutelage under Master Si-Foo Foo-sanova). However, he is definitely not a terrorist!!!
[8] The Al Foo-da network is a bunch of loosely organized food lovers, who fanatically scour the whole world looking for places to eat good food. Although they have 911 tatooed on their armpits, they have no connections with the Twin Towers whatsoever. The tatoo is to inform the public to call 911 in the event that the Al Foo-da member has eaten too much wrong combinations of gastronomic delights (like durians and beer, or, watermelon and milk) and needs emergency medical assistance.
[9] The Pen-is Mightier than the Sword! Long live Foo-sanova!!!
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